“Dad, Sean keeps fisting me.”
The youngest tattling on his brother for hitting him.
Sean: “Did you just smack my butt?!”
Me: “Yes, I did.”
Sean: “Why did you smack my butt?!”
Me: “Because you’re my son and I can smack your butt anytime I want. When you grow up and have kids, you can smack their butts all you want.”
Gabriel: “Sean can share mine. I’m going to make a lot of kids and Sean can share some of mine.”
It was a good day for Stuff My Kids Said.