Yikes

“I can only hold penises.”

Gabriel was trying to explain to me why he can hold in a number one, but not a number two, while waiting for the potty. Poor kid is already a diva, and a grandma’s boy, without adding this kind of fuel to the fire…

“Criminy Jim Jim! The sky is black!”

This was Sean’s exclamation upon seeing the night sky…

Author: john ingram

This iteration of John Ingram was created in response to increased demand in global John Ingramness. Previous incarnations were less suited to fulfill this need.

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