Subtleties.

“We’re looking for Men.”

What we were actually looking for was the Men’s restroom. I know they’re too young to understand the subtle difference between those two statements, but still… That’s a way to get odd looks from strangers at the rest area.

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This iteration of John Ingram was created in response to increased demand in global John Ingramness. Previous incarnations were less suited to fulfill this need. View all posts by john ingram