This is a test.
You say this when I say that.
* Strange. When posting from my phone, the < and > characters get stripped from the content, breaking all the HTML tags. Must find time to investigate…
Category: What am I drinking?
I’m being cyber stalked.
P.S. – Apparently I can no longer post to my blog from my phone. Because it breaks. Hard.
Ode to Friday
Fuck.
Fuck, fuck.
Choke on a bag of dead dicks.
Many happy returns of the day, you crotch-punching sack of fuckstains. I cannot wish upon you enough death.
Fuck.
It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you.
O, glorious disaster; headlong into thee I tumble. Stolen glances, fleeting moments, your scent left adrift in a room you recently occupied. Here am I, shaken, soul ablaze and overwhelmed with inspiration; weaving simple words and longing to weave more.
Not the ode to Thursday I expected to write…
Hell or… Wha?
It’s time for the very first edition of “What The Fuck Am I Drinking?”
Today’s entry is Hell or High Watermelon Wheat Beer, by 21st Amendment Brewery. It’s a top-fermented wheat ale brewed with watermelon concentrate. I have to say, it’s a really odd brew. It seems to me that this is what it would taste like if you dissolved a watermelon flavored Jolly Rancher in a can of PBR. Not meaning to say that this beer is PBR quality, but that aside from the watermelon flavor, there’s not much else going on in the taste department. It’s a tad sweet, without being sticky, so it has a relatively clean finish.
We’ll see how well it holds up as I work through this six pack.