Author: john ingram

This iteration of John Ingram was created in response to increased demand in global John Ingramness. Previous incarnations were less suited to fulfill this need.

Accepting Submissions – Worst-Case Scenarios

It’s the bad craftsman/woman who blames his/her tools; but, thanks to John Lithium, we haven’t even that excuse anymore.

The Lithium Toolbox is a series of soundscape tools – sound concepts – that have been offered up for free to the world at large, for subversion and subduction. A collection of “nightmares, dreams, hallucinations and worst-case scenarios” to use in your own sonic adventures.

Tracks submitted for this compilation must include at least one sound file from the Lithium Toolbox: twisted, mangled, abused and/or misused in any way you see fit.

Use and abuse. Subvert and conquer. Submit and acquiesce. Return to the master that which he desires. Give him your Worst-Case Scenario.

Click Here to download the Lithium Toolbox.

For submission details (if you don’t already know them), use the Contact link over there —->

Deadline for submissions is March 15 March 31.

Mama always said.

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Kicking, kicking, kicking.
Down, down, down.

Arg.

Fucking insomnia. Leave me be!

Just moved into a satellite office at work, wherein I am afforded a great deal of privacy to explore new music throughout the day. As such, I hope that the following will be the start of many shared aural experiences with you, my dearest readers. Enjoy.

Nasal Cavities Of Venus by mystifiedthomas

Until then, etc. etc.

BOOMSday!

Holy shit, folks. I’m tallying up the submissions for the Doomsday compilation, and we have a total of 19 contributing artists, for a total of one hour and 45 minutes of noise; making this one of the most successful projects to date. So, to all you who chipped in: thanks! Look for the compilation to be released within the next two weeks.

And, for those of you itching to participate in the next project, I can give you a hint. I’m a few days away from making the official announcement (stuck for a name and cover art, at the moment), but you can head over here and download that thing. If you don’t know what to do next, await further instructions. But, I think you’ll figure it out…

Caveat emptor, motherfuckers.

Last call

Last call for alcohol. Last call for your freedom of speech. Drink up, Happy Hour is now enforced by law…*

Or, rather, it’s the last call for the Doomsday project. Interested would-be participants have until end-of-day Saturday to get in their submissions for inclusion.

While you’re waiting, enjoy this parody cover. I know I am…

* And don’t forget our house special. It’s call the Tricky Dicky Screwdriver.